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Wolves have different traditions, and one of the traditions of the current Russian wolves in Ukraine is that at the end of winter, General Pelz will emerge from oblivion, put on the mask of a wise and impartial general-expert, and start offering the delicacies of Russian propaganda, trying to to remove the unattractive Moscow stage from them and make them more digestible for the Czech audience. IN end in 2022apparently under the impression of the soon-to-be-expected Russian attitude, was calm and tried to pretend objectivity in the style: I’m not saying anything, I’m just presenting the facts (wink, wink). A year later in particular, he began to worry that the special military operation was not going as planned (perhaps in connection with the planned Ukrainian counter-offensive), he threw away the fkov sheet of apparent objectivity and, without bleeding anything, began to proclaim with a slightly hysterical impulse in the style: Russians are invincible, Ukraine is defeated and he must give up as soon as possible, or the dream is over. On the other hand, in 2024, he became numb and in the spirit of a wave of generosity, he even honored Svobodn rdio with a three-handed exhibic. How did this performance turn out? What will we see when we take a closer look behind Mr. General’s shiny lips and sweaty gestures?
Tenkrt v Minsk
led by General Pelz, briefly recalling his exposition from 2022, when he honestly explained almost the entire syllabus to the Czech audience Putin’s speech to prevent the invasion and tried with all his might to present it as an objective fact. After this complicity, he will not forget to be moved by the dead on the Maidan and in Odessa, and he will never change what role the sympathizers played, especially in this type of event. After the Minsk I and II agreements, our moderator will first mention their comparison from the Russian side, among others, in the battles for Debaltseve after Minsk II (after Minsk I there should be a change in the separatist effort to conquer the Donkey region). This General Pelz sweeps it off the table with the surprising revelation that the Ukrainians always had an overwhelming advantage over the Russians. So, in his day, the Ukrainians were much stronger than the Russians, but still the Ukrainians allowed themselves to be pushed out of flight by them and, in the case of Debaltsev, surrounded and subsequently killed, if the Russians did not want to fight and offered the Ukrainians protection with the PM, the Ukrainians actually forced the Russians to occupy Debaltsev’s fortress . This is in accordance with the fjak, topr fjak, one of the key elements of the world of General Pelz.
Minsk agreements represent darkness on a separate line. It is typical that Russia during that time did not report to the green men and soldiers on vacation, and demonstrable Russian weapons were deployed with trained operators to Ukraine (for example here) and because of that, they could have been sabotaged by others, not even broken. The other thing is that the agreements were not followed even by the separatist Russia, which is nice to see you on the basis of the elections in the countries controlled by them. Coincidentally (and in violation of the Minsk agreements), the elections took place before the expected stand-down of Russian armed forces and the restoration of Ukrainian control over the border with Russia (which did not result at all), as well as without coordination with the government in Kyiv and under the control of the locals separatists who took care of their proper outcome.
About prisons and invisible flies
The popular manipulative technique of changing the cause and effect will also be touched upon immediately. Thus, in Pelz’s view, the conflict in Ukraine began in 2014: At that time, the Ukrainian government began to try to suppress any tendency towards eastern Ukraine by military means, because the eastern Ukrainians, namely the Russian-speaking population, did not agree with the president being elected in this way shut down. And the government that took after the Maidan to Kiev, declared them as terrorists, which was always the case, and began to intervene militarily against them. It’s comical how General Pelz, while coloring only that floor, hides behind the slogan to determine tendencies and vehemently avoids any change in what he really wanted, i.e. armed green flies from Russia occupying the government building and the police station there under the leadership Igora the Greekbut he did not hide his role in any way, and without a doubt even General vv A heard about him, and he also forgets to mention that just before that, similar green forces in the Crimea in the same way started its independence and the subsequent sudden annexation by Russia.
On the other hand, however, General Pelz immediately stated: Then, in November of 22, when there was a military operation, a special military operation of Russia, there were about 14,000 dead according to OSCE statistics, and according to UN statistics, it is rather primitive in a way they try to give the impression that it is a victim of that of this sweat represent ukrainian soldiers who died in battle with green tormentors and russian soldiers on vacation.
How evil Boris stole mr
In this way, we will reach the second keystone of the Pelz world, and that is the unlimited Russian muttering. In his view, of course, even the events of Nora 2022 do not change, and on the contrary, these mutterings are the killer. Therefore, in connection with his coming out from 2023, General Pelz, the Russian step from Kiev from the end of March 2022 as a kind of gesture of kindness, leaving a lot of Russian military equipment in the city, it was evident in his day another degree of Russian generosity, i.e. something like front door for Ukrainians. This benevolence of the Russians was led to a peace agreement that the Ukrainians wanted to sign, but then Prime Minister Boris Johnson suddenly went to Kiev and told the Ukrainians, no, that the West does not want them to negotiate with Russia. So in the world of General Pelz, the Ukrainians were apparently forbidden to close the world of the evil fallen imperialist. on the day of the note about possible connection with the kratochvelle, which the Russian occupied unit (as a result of awarded by Putin) odvaly v Bui and in other places it is not done, or Rusov takes for granted only love, peace and humanitarian aid (for the name of confrontation with a bit of logic, see here).
Kolobka I. a Minsk III.
it was supposed to be the Minsk III peace treaty, and General Pelz shrugged his shoulders with satisfaction as he predicted it: And this agreement had those basic points. The first point was that Ukraine will be a neutral country and that there will be no abandoned military bases on its land. The second point was that Russia would withdraw all its troops and deal with the problem of Donbass and Crimea with a special agreement. But Ukraine would remain as a whole at this point. Actually, I really predicted it Minsk III, and I actually know it myself. even though Mr. Expert General did not explain how Ukraine would remain as a whole without Crimea and Donbass, when Russia claimed for independent republics the entire land of Donetsk and Luhansk regions, i.e. including the land at the time (and at present) controlled by Ukraine .
At the same time, General Pelz does not explain how it is possible that Russia will withdraw all its troops, but only the troops around Kiev and Kharkov and not the Russian troops, for example, in Zporo or in the Kherson region. On the contrary, they are trying to disguise it with a price tag, as the Russian withdrawal from Kiev and Kharkiv continued even after the evil imperialist Johnson banned Zelensky from death. We will learn concretely: President Putin then issued an order to stand down Russian troops from Kiev and Kharkiv, and this took place between April 1 and 6, even though NATO said that it would not be wanted. The connection with the fact that the Russian troops ran out of fuel at Kiev and Kharkiv and received a solid beating from the Ukrainians does not exist in the world of General Pelza. Instead, the general asserted that she was Queen Kolobka I (she was both shod and unshod, clothed and unclothed, and brought the prince a gift not a gift), and therefore, in his world, Ukraine was to remain intact even without Donbass and Crimea, all Russian troops was to retreat and stay in Kherson and Zporo, and the Rus’ did not go to Kiev to fight, but gave a gesture of good will.
About the magic table
According to General Pelza, this Ukrainian willingness to step down came from the crushing losses inflicted on them by the Russian invincible army (which, of course, did not go to Ukraine to fight and was, in turn, much weaker than the Ukrainians, see details in the next section of the text). At the end of March 2022, there were about 40,000 dead Ukrainians. Of course, it would seem appropriate to add how many of this sweat were civilians, so the expert said about it. On the contrary, he exaggerates that the Ukrainian losses were seven times and eight times as much, not that they suffered a lot, including an interesting conclusion: For the Russians, we can deduce that there are about seven times and eight times as many, because based on normal military tables, and that is Russia’s strength in artillery . It is very simple.
Thus, in comparison to the destruction of General Pelz, he derives the relative weights of the Russian infantry in a rather messy table. It is very spicy that Mr. General behaved in this way like an adolescent game of wolf hunting games, where you learn the statistics of the available units and then crush the bugs and break records that even Napoleon would turn green. A striking resemblance to the central planners of the past and the woke social engineers of the present time, who so often reduce the understanding of reality to a table and a table, will probably not be fully worthy. However, Carl von Clausewitz in his two-hundred-year-old book On the Wolf, which is an essential part of the study at military academies around the world, reveals that the essential and characteristic feature of the wolf is its unpredictability (see terms such as friction and fog of uncertainty). It is sad that General Pelz forgot that. Or he forgot.
Cucac duel Pelz versus ojgu
According to the interview, General Pelz continues with his favorite finger ball, which is a stable part of his repertoire, and today. Among other things, we will learn: At the time when the long-promoted, long-announced, I don’t know for Ukrainian counter-offensive started last year, on the 4th of July, there were probably a few dead Ukrainians leaving the Ukrainian villages, and finally about something like 300,000, about 320,000. Let’s take a sigh of relief from that seemingly unrelated sigh, long publicized, long heralded, I don’t know, which suggests that the general will drive past him with hysteria bordering on panic in the spring of 2023. It was apparently related to that counter-offensive that evoked in him a slightly Freudian need to mask this tendency of his and to fight it with exaggerated self-confidence and infallibility.
However, the most important thing is the fact that they do not even respond to the official message published by Russia, which apparently does not present the reasons for the Ukrainian destruction as it does, not as they really are (while my whole motivation is to present the opposite first). In the year 2022, it came out that the Ukrainians lost a total of 61,000 dead and 49,000 wounded, which, by the way, is not quite in line with Mr. Pelz’s story, which is about 40,000 dead Ukrainians (see in) describing the situation at the end of March 2022. logically, two things can be explained. General Pelz, my wolf, has a better view of Ukraine than Sergej Ojgu, only official Russian channels try to present Ukrainian losses like hers, but they are not in reality. Or, as General Pelze suggested, it does not concern our world, but describes a day in a parallel dimension, where reality operates according to other rules, including logic, mathematics, economics, demography and the human psyche.
Then it turned out that in January and November 2023, Ukraine suffered more than 19,000 casualties (assuming that only the dead), but for Norway it could have been 11,000, which in his opinion represents an unusually high loss. With a bit of extrapolation, according to Russian official data (which, in the context of Mylenka’s thought experiment, can be considered objective and responsive to reality) by March 2023, the Ukrainian losses will amount to less than 200,000 dead and wounded. Ovem, in the morning of the general, a slight departure from the Ukrainian villages of Pelze, the number of dead on the Ukrainian side of the river was 320,000. (for details, including a link, see this videospecifically from 15:00)
Mobilization, deduction and fun
In addition, Mr. General Expert should emphasize that his feelings concern the dead Ukrainians and not only the wounded and the like. With that, General Pelz sided with the military’s uncomprehending amateurs, who simply interpret the term “lost” as dead, not even realizing that the wolves will end up with wounded, captured, deserters, etc. kestn name, so we are apparently again witnessing a look into an interdimensional erv dry. Or an attempt at known primitive manipulation, the author of which has no idea about the intelligence of his audience.
It is typical that after the expert Mr. Pelz confidently declares a slight departure from the Ukrainian villages, and in the end I say, for this I will state as a fact, and not as an assumption, that he presents General Zalunho’s demand from autumn 2023 as proof of his implausibility: And by the way, when Zalunyj, a member of the Ukrainian General Staff, said that he needs 500,000 soldiers, otherwise he won’t be able to fight, so why? That’s why he asked for 500,000 troops. That’s totally fine. It is therefore obvious that everyone assumes that they do not even think of such a simple possibility that Ukraine might want to lose its army for the sake of this fight. However, this would not be in accordance with the general narrative that rut youths unstoppably liquidate Ukrainians as canonr Jabrek and therefore Ukrainian troops will only decrease. And it is also typical that they forget to change it to the official Russian wall mobilization from the fall of 2022, during which about 300,000 were taken. Does this mean that, according to the methodology of the WWII-era general, Russia lost 300,000 soldiers?
An implacable mathematical revelation
Mr. General obviously suffers greatly from the dead Ukrainians and has a clear view of the consequences of this situation: This means that today we have a situation where, as a result of the intervention of the West, we have about 600,000 dead Eastern Europeans within two years. Such a Russian invasion, which was not an invasion in itself, but a kind of cheap form of diplomatic negotiations and a gesture of good will born in the Pelz world, has nothing to do with dead Ukrainians. On the contrary, it is the result of the intervention of the West, which in particular forced the Ukrainians to fight with the fraternal Russians, trying to get rid of the dead and the bad guys. And especially for that, not two years have passed since then. Let us come to the keystone of the Russian logic devoted to the interpretation of General Pelz (pronounced last year), i.e. whoever does not comply with Russian demands or persuades someone to not comply with Russian demands, he is an aggressor and a militarist, he is only making peace with a mumbling Russia. And of course he is a suicidal aggressor (probably like the Ukrainians near Debaltseve in 2015, see above), because Russia is, in any case, invincible.
And since General Pelz is clearly an expert in science, he revealed it in a truly expert argument. First, find out that Ukraine currently has a population of 25 million, and then take out the trump card: Russia is 160 million. Russia is the largest country in the world by area, it has the largest mineral resources, and the Russians have always excelled in this human enterprise, which is a wolf, so I don’t know how anyone could think that those 20 million against 160 million could succeed. Let’s put aside the fact that 25 million suddenly became only 20 million, so as not to look at two mon beasts arising from this expert opinion. Bu generl Pelz, I can’t even use Wikipedia, where we can find out about Russian official population census from 2021 with a total population of 147 million. Or the secret of a super special operation was revealed to the general, about 13 million Russians hid it from the eyes of the whole world, thanks to which Russia is now overwhelmingly victorious. In this connection, however, the Columbus problem arises, because India does not rule the whole world and how many inhabitants and economic powers do NATO countries have compared to Russia. But we won’t get an answer, because the general expert called for a salary only for the others and not for the Russian topper Fjak.
Understandably, no valiant expert would allow such impertinent accusations of Russian invincibility and grumbling and counter with a dramatic revelation that cracks open the whole situation in the style of the famous Columbus egg. So dramatic that they send enough space in the far line.
