Prinsengracht concert 2024 is NOT going ahead

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Festival must make way for reception of asylum seekers

First current images of the Prinsengracht Concert 2024 in Amsterdam, where the Randstad Tesla elite in tenders and sloops sip half a million white wines for 40 euros (per glass), while enjoying a classic joke (by a Chinese, booth inclusion also ticked off again) and a panting NPO camera. Unfortunately, block of French cheese, the festival on the Amsterdam canals is CANCELLED this year. The location has been requisitioned by Eric van der Burg (VVD) and the COA (VVD) to accommodate the never-ending influx of asylum seekers. See figure 1 below.

Poor Eric van der Burg, in the Telegraaf yesterday:

A now well-known enemy of outgoing State Secretary Van der Burg (Asylum) is the festival season. As a result, he temporarily loses areas where migrants are accommodated in the winter. In addition, the influx usually increases towards the summer. “The largest one that is expiring is Biddinghuizen, which involves more than 1,000 places,” sighs Van der Burg. “It must be empty before April 1, which is a big blow.”

You may not know it. But A Campingflight to Lowlands Paradise in Biddinghuizen is a gigantic and cozy family campsite for young men of fighting age heading to paradise in the winter months. See figure 2 below.

So poor Eric van der Burg is now at a loss, and also sighs in alarming red: “THERE IS NO PLAN B.” See figure 3 below.

Now you can rest assured that there is one PLAN B is. In the most secret of all, the responsible ministries (VVD, D66) were scheming together. And that is… you can write the festival season 2024 on your white drugged youth belly. Lowlands, Pinkpop, Paaspop, Defqon1, Best Kept Secret, ITGWO, DTRH, Decibel Outdoor, Mysteryland, Zwarte Cross, everything is full of white tents, portacabins and diesel generators all summer long. Unless the willing government executioners in The Hague (who keep shouting that population growth is just a theory) suddenly find out that their Prinsengracht concert is also canceled. Then the turnips are done. Nice summer!